Tikbalang: How to Avoid Getting Tricked By This Filipino Creature in the Mountains

Ever heard whispers in the mountains?

Seen shadows move just a bit too fast?

Filipinos know it could be the Tikbalang playing tricks.

Here’s the lowdown on this creature from Philippine folklore:

Half human, half horse: Imagine a humanoid body with the head and hooves of a horse. Not exactly a centaur, but you get the picture.
Lanky and long: We’re talking freakishly long limbs. This creature squats, and its knees touch its head.
Mountain dweller: They hang out in the mountains and rainforests of the Philippines. Don’t say you weren’t warned.

Some say the Tikbalang is born from an aborted fetus sent from limbo. Spooky stuff.

Here’s the thing: Tikbalang are notorious tricksters.

Get lost in their territory, and you might just stay lost.

Here’s how they mess with you:

Leading you astray: They’ll make you wander in circles for days, driving you deeper into the mountains.
Riding you like a horse: Yep, they can take control of you and force you to wander aimlessly. Not exactly how you pictured your mountain trek, right?
Driving you insane: Some say a Tikbalang encounter can leave you mentally scarred.

Listen up. This is important.

Nobody wants to be a Tikbalang’s plaything. Here’s how to stay safe:

Respect their home: The mountains are the Tikbalang’s turf. Be respectful, don’t litter or make unnecessary noise.
Don’t go alone: Strength in numbers, right? Hiking with a buddy is always safer. Plus, you have someone to watch your back.
Wear your clothes inside out: It sounds weird, but locals believe this can confuse a Tikbalang and ward it off.
Ask permission to pass: Before entering a forest or mountain trail, say a little prayer or ask permission to enter respectfully. It’s about showing respect, not about being religious.

Don’t panic: Easier said than done, right? But freaking out won’t help.
Don’t make eye contact: They say looking a Tikbalang in the eye is a direct challenge. Avoid it at all costs.
Show your wit: Legend has it that Tikbalang are impressed by riddles. If you can outsmart them, they might just let you go.

The Tikbalang is deeply rooted in Filipino culture. It’s a reminder of the power of nature and the importance of respecting the unknown.

They may be scary, but they’re also fascinating creatures. They teach us about our history and remind us that some things are best left undisturbed.

Next time you’re in the mountains, remember the Tikbalang. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll be lucky enough to avoid its tricks.

Note: This blog post is based on folklore and should not be taken as factual information.